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All month we are offering #GOEvips $30 towards extras when booking

Oooh Yeah! All month we are offering #GOEvips $30 towards extras when booking 30+ mins at South East Melbourne’s classiest venue. We are inviting all of our SMS VIP’s to take part in our “Suckers For Valentine’s Day Promotion”.

NO MATTER WHAT, EVERYONE SCORES $30 WHEN BOOKING EXTRAS WITH THEIR CHOSEN LADY.

You can scratch and play immediately upon arrival use for your booking. GOE members, we love you too, but we ask that you will join our SMS VIP’s (see our sign up phone form on this page). We are now sending our promotions via text / SMS due to harsh anti-spam restrictions affecting our industry.

With an offer this irresistible, how could you say no? Our list of angels is expanding, and our authentic profiles reveal the enticing offerings at GOE. Swing by and unlock generous discounts anytime before February 29, 2024.

Visit us on X: #GOEskyrocket #GOEsuckers #GOEvalentine #GOEvips

Not a VIP? Sign up here or text VIP to 0426309509.

Flash Sale All Weekend

Oooh Yeah – $20 off 30+ minutes

That’s right members. Until Sunday 23/04 11:59pm, Dandenong’s classiest brothel is offering $20 off 30+ minute bookings. Available until 23rd April 2023. We have a tribe of hot and heavenly angels on deck.
Enjoy:

  • $20 off 30 mins
  • $20 off 45 mins
  • $20 off 60 mins

If you would like to sign up for more offers direct to your inbox, we are planning to send our biggest promotions to our VIP’s.

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Have you been a good boy this year?

Because we have some hot x-rated gifts for xmas.

Merry minutes for Xmas.

Members will receive free minutes with each booking. Offer valid for GOE members and SMS Notification subscribers for a limited time only.

Bonus Merry Minutes:

  • Book 20 mins (score 10 merry mins extra)
  • Book for 30 mins (score 15 merry mins extra)
  • Book for 45 mins (score 15 merry mins extra)

Terms and conditions

  • Offer valid for 1 x booking per gentleman, per day.
  • Valid until December 31, 2022.
  • Valid for GOE members.
  • Please remember to sign up to our SMS Notifications (You will not regret it!).
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Dandenong Brothel Flush With Honey

Dandenong’s classiest brothel is flush with honeys

How would you like to save up to forty sweet and sensual dollars off any booking this month at GOE? All you have to do is become an Eden Member and show us your Flush With Honey email to claim. New sign ups, can show their confirmation email to claim.

Just how sweet do you wanna get this September?

  • $20 off 30 mins
  • $30 off 45 mins
  • $40 off 60 mins

Thanks for being part of Melbourne’s Best Brothel

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Flash Sale This Weekend (26-28 Aug)

Oooh Yeah – Up to $40 off

That’s right members. This weekend only, Dandenong’s classiest brothel is offering up to $40 off bookings. Available 26-28 August 2022. We have a tribe of hot and heavenly angels on deck.
Enjoy:

  • $20 off 30 mins
  • $30 off 45 mins
  • $40 off 60 mins

We want to thank our new members for joining and our long-time members for sticking with us through the pandemic.

If you would like to sign up now, check out our members page, plus we are planning to send our biggest promotions to our VIP’s.

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Flash Sale 4PM – Midnight

Oooh Yeah – $20 Off 30+ Mins

That’s right members. Tonight only (from 4PM) Dandenong’s Classiest Brothel is offering $20 off 30+ minute bookings. Available Monday 8th August.

Enjoy:

  • $20 off 30 mins
  • $20 off 45 mins
  • $20 off 60 mins

We want to thank our new members for joining and our long-time members for sticking with us through the pandemic.

If you would like to sign up now, check out our members page, plus we are planning to send our biggest promotions to our VIP’s.

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March Mischief

Are you feeling a lil’ mischievous

How would you like to save up to forty naughty dollars off any booking this month at GOE? All you have to do is become an Eden Member and show us your March Mischief email to claim. We are so excited to begin rewarding our new members.

We are offering the following discounts, just how mischievous do you wanna get this March?:

  • $20 off 30 mins
  • $30 off 45 mins
  • $40 off 60 mins

Don’t forget to enter our #GOEwin competition

More random winners will be announced this month.

Terms and Conditions

We will award 3 x 1 hour bookings to new followers, or users who like, follow, retweet on Twitter and Facebook.

Winners will be contacted through social media and asked to provide their email address, we will send your winning voucher.

Vouchers are not transferable or redeemable for cash.

Winners will be announced on Twitter and Facebook.

You can easily become a GOE member and receive special alerts, news and generous discounts. #BrothelLife #GOEwin #GOEangels

Thanks for being part of Melbourne’s Best Brothel